Double Post! Two-In-One! I Swear I'm Back Now!

I've really been behind.  I guess it's just disappointment with the lack of political scandal and mystery.  But anyway, I'm gonna get rolling on some things that I've been begging to talk about.

SO, Change is gonna come, right?  We've been hearing it from the Obama campaigns since primary season, and I'm frankly a little bit confused as to where all this change is gonna come from.  

-Joe Biden?  He's been in Washington since 1973.  He's been a part of the problem, what makes you think he can be the solution as ell, Mr. President?

-Hillary Clinton?  Don't even get me started.  She has been the posterchild of Political Error since she decided that "First Lady" roles weren't going to be enough back in 2001.  Frankly, I think she was best suited for the role of First Lady of Arkansas, but those days are long gone, I suppose.

-Robert Gates?  Don't get me wrong, I love Gates.  But is this change?  Not exactly.  Give me something, Barack.  I'm tired of recycled cabinet members.

I dunno, maybe there's something I don't know going on, but I don't really like the way the Cabinet is shaping up for the next four years.  I mean, I'd like to see change (it's why I voted for McCain), and I really don't car who brings it, as long as it comes.  Unfortunately, showing me the same people I've been seeing is Washington since I was a toddler isn't helping much.

I've decided not to even get started on Blago.  I'm so sick of hearing about him in the news, and frankly don't want to be part of the problem.  Just another example of the Illinois Political Machine, right?

Let Detroit Go Bankrupt!  Gosh, I'm angry with the Bailout ruling.  I think it's a failure across the board.  I don't care that they employ millions, I'm a firm believer in the free market, and it's not like those people will never work again.  Without the Big Three here, I'm sure we'll see either a)  The emergence of a new auto company, or b)  The expansion of European or Asian companies into America.  I mean, Detroit's just spilling over with warehouses and parts...it would be a shame to see all that go to waste.

Let the free market decide: it's what we do best, America.

PART 2!  2008, A Year in Review!

I'm going to sum up the entire political season of 2008 in two paragraphs or less.  it will be rapid fire.

New President!  America seems pretty happy, I'm not.  Mitt goes down early (all skies darken across the nation).  McCain wins early, Democrats can't make up their mind.  Obama wins, bitter Hillary supporters defect (but come bak when they realize they don't want to be Republicans).  Vice Presidential picks are surprising...Joe Biden hooks onto the Obama train, Sarah Palin comes out of nowhere to become the Republican party's postergirl (I'm excited, are you?).  Obama wins in November, McCain gives an amazing concession speech.  The cabinet doesn't live up to expectations.  Blagojevich tries to sell the Illinois Senate Seat, and will Coleman and Franken make up their minds?  Good grief.

See y'all in 2009!  (Or, if something big happens early this week).